2015's Top Oscar Tubs

There are 5 seasons of the planet. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and of course OSCAR! With the recent announcement of the nominations we have passed the Oscar Solstice and we're now full on in Oscar Season

"It's an honor just to be nominated" is often heard by the losers at this yearly award show. But at least these people were actually nominated. There are hundreds of people that were in movies this year that weren't recognized by the Academy, much like China not recognizing Tibet as a country. Most of the people not nominated weren't worthy of appraise, but some are. There are always people that are left out that could've easily been included. These people are considered SNUBS.

The moment after the nominations were announced, outlets everywhere exploded over who didn't get nominated. Who got Snubbed? My original intention was to write a similar article with my opinions about who should've made the cut. Unfortunately I soon realized that I hadn't seen any movies this year. How could I say that Selma should've gotten more noms when I didn't even see it? Well I guess I'd say it like this. "Selma should've gotten more nominations this year. That's how I feel anyway."

But I didn't want to lie to you. You are my friend. You really my best friend...my only friend. I don't know what I'd do without you. If you left me, I'd be lost. I'd go crazy. Don't ever leave me. Please. I need you. I will physically hurt you and anyone you love if you even think about leaving me.

In lieu of lying, I was left with only one other option.

I present to you, Oscar Snubs Tubs! Below is the 2015's Top Oscar Tubs. You will find pictures of previous Oscar winners in tubs. There's no way you can't enjoy this.

Colin Firth: Best Actor - The King's Speech

Here's former winner Colin Firth drinking wine in a tub. The tub looks to have a black base and is full of soap bubbles. We can only assume the red wine he's drinking was fermented with some type of Oscar mineral.

Clint Eastwood: Best Picture & Directing - Unforgiven. Best Picture & Directing - Million Dollar Baby

Four Oscars! That's a lot for one guy. But Clint is still able to stay humble. Here's a picture of him in a tub where his only thought could be, "Don't make eye contact with me dog. I am a person and you are a dog. You shall never look upon me."

Kathy Bates: Best Actress - Misery

She won for Misery but in that tub she's feeling everything but Misery. She's so relaxed that she's probably farting up a storm.

Jane Fonda: Best Actress - Coming Home

This photo is old but extremely hot. Damn Jane Fonda was a hot back in the day. I don't know who the woman on the left is but it's safe to assume that these two hot woman made love in that bath soon after this photo was taken.

Dustin Hoffman: Best Actor - Rain Man, Kramer Vs. Kramer

Dustin Hoffman doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't use a tub like a normal person. He likes it empty because that's just how he rolls. He's always believed "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have...even in the tub."

English Patient: Best Picture

All I know about this movie is that it involves a small plane and that Elaine from Seinfeld hated it. Apparently it's also about tubs.

Charlton Heston: Best Actor - Ben Hur

Charlton Heston was crazy right? Like that's something we all agree upon. Well it doesn't matter. He's dead now. But when he was alive, it's obvious that he loved tubs as much as he loved guns. It also looks like that's an ice tub. Maybe he just finished a long day of working out.

Jack Lemmon: Best Actor - Mister Robers & Save The Tiger

Jack Lemmon, known best for his role as Felix from the Odd Couple. Felix was this proper, clean cut guy so it's odd to find Jack in a tub full of what seems to be sewage water. Doesn't look like this tub helped him get very clean.

Hope you enjoyed all of this years Oscar Tubs! If I ever get around to watching Selma, I'll let you know if I think it was snubbed or not.