Everyone's always looking for the best songs to listen to for different actions that they are doing. While working out you're going to want different music then when you are reading in bed. So I've decided to pick some everyday routine things you go through and tell you the absolute best song that goes with it.
This post requires the use of your imagination. You really need to close your eyes and picture yourself doing the actions I've described while listening to the song. Trust me. It's worth it to take your time with this one. There's a lot here so don't rush through them just to get to the end. Take one song at a time. Spread it throughout your
Best Song To Run To:
"Power" by Kanye West
Best Song To Listen To While Hungover:
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Best Song To Listen To Right Before You Get Heart Surgery With Your Heart Surgeon And The Two Of You Decide To Sing Along To It:
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John & Kiki Dee
Best Song To Take Hostages To After Your Bank Robbery Goes Awry And The Cops Show Up But After A Few Hours The Hostages Start To Sympathize With You And Realize You're a Good Man Who Has Just Made A Huge Mistake And You Aren't A Bad Person:
"We Just Disagree" by Dave Mason
Best Song To Dance To At The 1st Prom On The Moon:
"Dancing In The Moonlight" by King Harvest
Best Song To Stalk Someone To:
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Best Song To Listen To While Trying To Kill People By Throwing Change Off The Top of The Empire State Building:
"Pennies From Heaven" by Louis Prima
Best Song To Listen To When You've Lost Your Watch And You're Phone Is Dead And You're With Your Son Who Keeps Asking What Time It Is But You Don't Know:
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett
Best Song To Listen To When You Are About To Meet My Mom For The 4th Time and Still Can't Remember Her Name Which Is Jessie But Pronounced The Same As Jesse:
"Jesse" by Carly Simon
Best Song To Sing In Your Head When Anyone Comes Up To You And Introduces Themselves And Then Ask "What's Your Name":
"What's My Name" by DMX
Best Song To Listen To When Watching The Intro Credits to "The O.C." But Have Your T.V. On Mute:
"California" by Phantom Planet
Best Song To Listen To If You're One Of The Three Little Pigs And The Big Bad Wolf Just Blew Down Two Of Your Friends' Homes But Can't Get The Third One Down:
"Brick House" by Commodores
Best Song To Listen To When Studying French History:
"Waterloo" by ABBA
Best Song To Listen To After You Gain The Ability To Turn Yourself Invisible And Decide To Tickle Random Strangers:
"Invisible Touch" by Genesis
Best Song To Listen To When You Go Out Fishing With A Group of Friends And You're The Only One To Catch Any Fish And You Want To Dance And Make Your Friends Feel Bad That They Didn't Catch Anything And The Fish You Caught Happens To Be A Bass:
"All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor
Best Song To Listen To When Someone Knocks on Your Door, Rings Your Doorbell, Or If You're Playing Guess Who and You're Wondering Who Your Opponent Has:
"Who Can It Be Now" by Men At Work
Best Song To Listen To If You're That Giant Alien Bug From Men In Black And You're On The Verge Of Death But There's One Thing That Will Give You Enough Sustenance To Survive And Find Help:
"Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard
Best Song To Listen To When You're At Six Flags And You've Purchased On Of Those Fast Passes And You're Friend Asks You What You Did Before They Had Fast Passes:
"We Used To Wait" by Arcade Fire
Best Song To Listen To If You Find The Fountain Of Youth And Drink The Water And Gain Immortality But You Didn't Realize That You Also Have To Always Wear The Same Clothes You Wore When Drinking The Water For The Rest Of Your Life And You Were Wearing Levi's:
"Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond
Best Song To Listen To At Your Wedding When You Find Out That Your Now Wife Had Sex With Your Best Man And You've Also Suddenly Been Hit With A Bad Case Of Diarrhea
"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
Best Song To Listen To While Digging A Grave For The Dead Hooker You And Your Friends Accidentally Killed But Soon Find Out She Wasn't Dead But Just Unconscious So She Starts Running Around While You and Your Friends Chase Her Down
"Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph
Best Song To Listen To If You've Made An Entire Tuxedo Out Of Knives
"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
Best Song To Listen To While Reading "Best Songs For Different Moments"
"Back In The High Life Again" by Steve Winwood
Hope you took the time to really enjoy all of these songs. It's nice to spice up your mundane routine with some fun songs like this.
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