A while back I bought
a book called “642 Things to Write About.” Basically every page has a random
idea for you to write anything you want about. One is “The Worst Thanksgiving
Dinner You Ever Had.” Another is “Introduce Your Imaginary Friend.” I’ve filled
out a few of them. The Thanksgiving dinner one was about eating my dead
grandmother. While it was the worst dinner ever, I’ve always had a craving for
that flavor ever since. (Note: That never happen)
I’m going to use this
book whenever I don’t have a topic to write about and just use a random topic
from the 642. These posts will be called "642 TTWA."
Today’s Random Thing TO Write About:
“What won’t you touch with a
10-foot pole? Why?”
There are many ways for me to answer this question. First, I
will answer this question the way that I want to. Second, I will answer the
question as I think it was meant to be answered. Finally, I will discuss bears.
Answer 1: My answer
Hmm... What won’t I touch with a 10-foot pole? Well if I’m
being, honest, and I like to think that this is a place for honesty, I’d say
just about everything. I wouldn’t touch most things with a 10-foot pole. Let’s
go into my reasons why.
Reason Pizzeria Uno: How
much does this pole weigh? What’s it made out of? Metal? If it’s metal it’s
probably going to be pretty heavy and unless you’re trying to get a work out
in, there’s not much point in picking up this pole. Especially if you're just picking up this pole to NOT touch something. Why even bother touching the pole. Even if you wanted to touch something, you’d probably struggle to
balance it out and end up just falling down. Or worse! Hurting someone else.
(Note: This was an intentionally hit, and it was a 2x4 not a pole, but it still proves my point)
